tomoatmeal:

On the next episode of, “Big, Dumb, Loud Motherfuckers Who I Guess Are Working on Something in the Woods or Something.”

“Hey!  I’m dumb and loud!  Let’s fucking fight!”

“Fuck you!  I’m dumber and louder!  I’m going to win the fight!”

“Hey fuck both of you fat, loud dummies!  I’m the dad character so I’m the biggest fucker and I’ll fight both of you!”

They fight and then it rains.  A scientist explains to the group of dumb, loud, motherfuckers that in this case, the rain was a result of nature literally expressing regret at the chain of events that resulted in both the dumb, loud, motherfuckers themselves and the assholes that decided to broadcast their antics on television.  

The entire group of big, dumb, motherfuckers begin working collectively on a rational thought that might serve as a response to the scientist’s words, but the exercise proves too daunting and they settle for making fun of his glasses.

3 months ago  /  94 notes  /  Source: tomoatmeal